It seems like every time Michael and I talk about Valentine's Day, he quotes another Futurama episode where some of those Valentine's Day conversation hearts are given to aliens. After the aliens taste them they spit them out and say, "Eugh! These candies are chalky and unpleasant!"
I laughed as I typed it just now.
So that's what Michael says. I bring up Valentine's Day and he says, "These candies are chalky and unpleasant!"
I couldn't find the clip on Youtube, but I found a clip of the very next lines:
Alright, it's time for me to admit it. I might like Sesame Street more than Jane. After five minutes she toddles off to play with whatever toy is nearby and I'm still watching for the next 40 minutes. It's awesome! The really weird part is that my mom says I hated Sesame Street as a kid, and I actually remember that, I thought it was too weird and kitschy. That's right, I said kitschy. But now I love it! It's so cute, and Grover is my favorite. Maybe now I am making up for lost time?
I can't help it, especially when they're coming up with quality entertainment like this:
The other day I was working at the library, when I noticed way over at the entrance a tiny light. I looked closer and an older woman was standing there with her phone held up excitedly to another person, and the other person (who looked like her daughter) walked away like, "Yes, I already saw."
A few minutes later a woman walked up to me at the desk and said, "Do you want to see something absolutely heart-warming?"
"Of course!" I said. (I like to play along when people are crazy).
"Well... can you get YouTube on that computer?"
Me: "Um... no." (Small lie. We can watch the videos, but there is no sound).
"Okay, tell me your email address!"
Now, I don't give out my email address to patrons. There's a personal-information bubble that we librarians live in to protect ourselves sometimes. But this lady was super sweet and I could tell that she was legit. So I gave her my email address and she whipped out her phone and started doing all sorts of fancy stuff, and I realized that she was the phantom phone flasher I had seen earlier. She beeped and booped my email into her phone and with a sly grin said, "It's so amazing, you'll just cry!" before walking away.
So later that night when I got home I had this in my inbox:
Alright. Pretty sweet. And maybe I got misty-eyed when that little boy took his mom's hand. Maybe. Whatever.
I didn't mind the video. I didn't mind the personal email breach. I didn't even mind the super-sweet practically-the-fairy-of-Christmas-cheer attitude coming from the lady.
The only part that bugged me is that lady had a way cooler phone than me and totally knew how to use it. She was sending emails and watching videos and doing all sorts of cool stuff with it! Dang, lady! Plus five street cred!
This year I worked on the Friday before Halloween at the library. Can you guess what I went as?
I am wearing: My hair in a bun with a pencil stuck in it, thick glasses with chain, a collared long-sleeved white shirt with an ugly vest, my library nametag, a big necklace, a "Readers Rule" bookmark, plaid skirt, but the best things were my stockings and sensible shoes, but they are hard to see in this photo.
One patron who came up to ask me a question was like, "Wow, you REALLY look like a librarian." And I was like "Yeah, that's the point." And he just looked at me. So I said, "It's my Halloween costume?"
And after a few more seconds, that guy really LAUGHED.
This is just another example of my Halloween costume blowing up in my face. Last year when I was six months pregnant I wore a "BUMP" road sign on my belly, and I think people were too afraid or polite to ask me if I was actually pregnant or just fat. And this year, I guess they all thought that this was how I really dressed.
How embarrassing. =)
Please forgive this very late post, I will re-date it to Oct 31st in a few days but for now it will hang out at the top of my blog.
