Patron: Yes I'm looking for a book. It's called itbiguky.
Me: Sorry - what was the title?
Patron: It's itbigooky.
Me: I'm not quite catching that title. Can you say it again?
Patron: Eet. Bigookie.
Me: Can you spell it for me?
Patron: Yes. E-a-t. That's the first word. Then t-h-e. The last word is c-o-o-k-i-e.