While in a store, I came across a heart-covered-Valentine's-day frog, and told Kelsey it was the tackiest thing I'd ever seen. She responded:
"I would hardly call a love-frog tacky, Breanne." - Kelsey
"So this is it," said Arthur, "We are going to die."
"Yes," said Ford, "except... no! Wait a minute!" He suddenly lunged across the chamber at something behind Arthur's line of vision. "What's this switch?" he cried.
"What? Where?" cried Arthur, twisting round.
"No, I was only fooling," said Ford, "we are going to die after all."
- Hitchhiker's Guide the the Galaxy