Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Things I learned at work today

- Old kindly-looking ladies = not always kindly. In fact, can be snottier than teenagers.
- Women who take money from betwixt their bosom should be watched warily. Also, as a suggestion, use hand sanitizer after that monetary transaction.
- If someone tells you the bathroom needs "attending to" but doesn't elaborate, enter that bathroom with extreme caution.
- Some people will run from you if you're on your way to ask them to stop doing something they're not supposed to be doing.

Worst quote of the day:
"The Amish, like hobbits, are not generally an adventurous people." - Jon Marken, on the back cover of A Time to Live


Brooke Stoneman said...

The joy you just brought to my heart! I just read that and was totally transported to the library. Thank you, thank you, thank you. ...I can't say I've ever had the bosom thing happen to me - wow.

Hugs from mom said...

Ewwwww, gross. And you like working there because... Because of free access to all the good books. So maybe it's worth a few sacrifices.